can't compete

Me to B:  Why do you always cry for mommy at bedtime?  What does she have that I don't have?

B:  Because I love mommy.

Me:  Yeah, but you love me too, why won't you just go to bed for me, why do you always have to cry for your mom?

B:  I don't like the scratchy.  I like the soft.  Mommy's got the soft.