bad dream

2 am:  E:  Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, can you come up?

Me in a sleep-induced stupor:  Hey, I'm here, what is it?

E:  I had a bad dream.

Me:  Oh [that's it?]

E:  Yeah, I dreamed I was a penguin.

Me:  Oh, that sounds like a bad one.

E:  Yeah, and I was a penguin and being chased by a fox.  Which is kinda funny because foxes and penguins never live together.