Ben 5 pm, a no nap day, en route to crescent beach may 3 where he and Evan went for their first ocean swim of the year:
Me (CS): Ben, don't fall asleep or you won't get to swim.
Ben: you can just wake me up when we get there
Me: no, you won't want to wake up and you'll be really grumpy
Ben: no I won't cause I'm on the right side of the car
Me: no, you're on the left
Ben: well I'll just get out the other door then- on the right. Then I'll be fine!
(We always say he woke up on the left side of the bed or stroller when he wakes up grumpy).